Hello, my fellow little mortal. How were you doing recently?


WAIT! YOU DARE TO ASK WHO AM I?


HA! YOU SURELY DON'T KNOW WHO I AM, DOCHAAAA?

You may call me Ann Marie - If you are one of the Molag's pity Daughters of Coldharbour. If you ain't, then be sure to know I'm the Daedric Prince of Madness, the Lord of New Sheoth, OR YOU JUST CALL ME THE OVERLORD of whatever - Sheogorath.

I am on my vacation and see that you mortals fight each other with some stick you called them GUNS. That is how boring, you use the gun to spit something out and see the foes lying on a pond of blood. I mean, that is effective, but definitely,
surely, inevitably, BORING! Who don't want to have some fun while, oh ho ho, killing, shooting, playing, DYING?

Here, take my little, tiny, adorable sticky. Yes, yes, you knew what it is... THE WABBAJACK!. I knew you see it coming, DONCHA? Oh, you little mortals don't want to use a stick right? Then I enchant your noseballs- snowballs I mean, with my blessing.

Yes, that is all you need to know, and now begone before I change my mind and PLUCK your eyebals OUT!

Fireball (Random Damage)
Swap Position
Instant Death
Instant Death with Bandage
Instant Death with Random Money Pile
Temporary M134 and Super Armor
Restore Health
Strip Weapons
Swap of Random Weapons(Means that you may lose the Wabbasnowball!)
Temporary Slower Movement
Temporary Faster Movement
Block Movement
Temporary Invisibility
Paralyze
Nothing
Flash
Drain Random Health
Equip Random Grenades
Strip Current Weapon Ammo
Give Current Weapon Infinite Ammo
Target Spawns Random Grenade in 4 direction
Turn Zombie
Temporary Etheral
Swap Money
Random Teleport