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First off...story is written with y, noe ie. Just if you use plural, but that would be stories.

And seriously, what the hell. "Your real life scariest story" "Your real life funniest story". What next? "Your real life most useless thread? "Your real life most usefull thread?"


But yeah, it like, when im here in forum it can be really funny with some situations here. But in the last time it just get sad. But my funniest story? Well...difficult. I cant really remember.

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welcome to forum world, spf357.

my funny story is when i am 4 my family was preparing for my birthday, then we sang and eat the cake, i grab a cake then throw to my mothers face

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No...seriously. in 4 days im a member for 4 years. And the forum wasnt...like this earlier. It changed, but not in a positive way.

And your story isnt funny. Atleast not for me, and not for your mother.

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welcome to forum world, spf357.

my funny story is when i am 4 my family was preparing for my birthday, then we sang and eat the cake, i grab a cake then throw to my mothers face


Iam die in laugh hell xDxD Thats most funny storie i see

Mine : When iam and 8 years old iam go with friend outside. We go and go and we look at the grandma. We say "Good day" and she says "Go fu** your mom little mother f***er" and iam dont joke.

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Such as me and my friends almost blowing up a part of a village? Sure.
My pal wanted to jerk off so he poured some liquid gas on his shoe and set it on fire. The gas can accidentally caught the fire. That guy started hitting and stepping on it (I think he didn't realise it only works with cloth) but in the end he got the fire down. Happened a few days ago

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Mine : When iam and 8 years old iam go with friend outside. We go and go and we look at the grandma. We say "Good day" and she says "Go fu** your mom little mother f***er" and iam dont joke.


That should be funny? I cant second that. I dont believe you anyway. Sounds to me like a fake story because you think its "funny"

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when i'm still 10 years old, at night,in my house, i was go to bathroom, after i go to bath room i want to clean my b**t from the poop, unfortunately the water can't go out from the water pressure pipe , i was wash it with the shampoo and the last scarce water,but my b**t still stink because of the poop , then after a moment my dad tell me to eat the pizza, but i refuse because of the stink of the poop, when its morning, the water pressure pipe work again, and i go to wash my b**t immediately, when i tell my schoolmates about this, they were laugh at me.
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well, its like this:
in Indonesia, some of the people not use toilet paper to clean its b**t, but instead using left hand and water to clean it and wash the hand using soap and water .

well, sometimes the water can't get out from water pressure pipe , i don't know why that happen .

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spf, it doesn't matter if you don't think they are funny. The posters think it is and it's from their lives, not from yours. Instead of criticizing every single reply, stay on topic and write your own story (which I doubt, with no intention to be offensive, but your replies reflect your personality: no sense of humour) or leave the funny people alone.

My story
When I was at kindergarten, I farted over my pillow on school (we didn't have chairs, but pillows so we stood there sit and listened to teacher and had some activities) and the reason why I farted was that I really needed to go to the bathroom. Then I asked the teacher and then I went to the bathroom and pooped so hard but then I faced a problem: where's toilet paper? Then, I grabbed by pants, cleaned the poop with them and left them at the floor full with poop (nobody caught me until today).
When I returned to class the girl sitting on my side was smelling my pillow and she was like "OMG! What did you eat yesterday?". She almost puked and the teacher was worried with her. In fact, the classroom started to have a nauseous smell. Eh.
When I returned home my mum asked about my pants (which she bought recently that time) and I said a dog ate them (this is a stupid excuse, but hey, I was like 5 or 6 years old!).

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@Reinhard The Kinght: sometimes here we clean like you said; but a bit different. We use toilet paper and hen clean with water. I just use the paper. LoL.

old I haz 2 stories =D

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My first story is real simple. I tried to do a backflip on an excercise bike and failed miserably. Second story was when i was really cold and thought of how warm my pants are when they come out of the dryer >.< (no more explanation needed)
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