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One day, when you were going to the Unreal Software forums, magically a genie lamp with the 
logo in it appears.
You rub it and... poof! A genie with this face appears...
Genie has written
Hello! I am the Unreal Software Genie.
I will grant you three of the following wishes!
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Sure that what is written above is ̶b̶u̶l̶l̶s̶h̶i̶t̶ not possible, right? Maybe... starting from the point it's real, let's vote!
How?
1. Vote in the biggest wish you wanted.
2. In a reply, respond with that wish and two more!
More about the poll options
1. That's nice, so, you want to personally meet DC right? And befriend him (be his friend) right?Well, that's easy to grant!
2. You... want... to... MURDER HIM?! That's possible... *poof* Eheh, now you're at Hell! Try to kill Satan instead! 
3. No, you can't be Unreal Software's admin for ever. But I can make you be one for 1 full year!
4. You want him to be your neighbour, on the side or front of your house? Ok! Just promise me you wont spy him... ok...?
5. Got it! ere you go! *poof* *poof* *poof* All the mods for you to meet! Even the inactive ones! TKD, Lee, Leiche, Justin... have fun.
6. Oh, that's easy! His password to everything is... XXXXXXX *tells DC password*.
7. You fucknig jealous bitch! Oh, I'm sorry. Got a bit nervous. I hate when people steal MY ideas ideas. But ok... his future ideas are... *tells the top-secret ideas that are crushing DC's huge brain*
8. You want to personally meet Crazyx? Now that's weird... he isn't really "part of" Unreal Software... I don't know how this option poped out. But, hey, fuck it! Here you go! Crazyx will be behind you with a PS3 in... 3... 2... 1... *poof*
9. If you have chosen this option... PLEASE TELL ME YOU ARE A GIRL!
P.S.: this thread is just for fun and sure that nothing will happen! No one should be offended.
Also, this may sound childish. Yeah. But I'm not a kid and hate them. I am just so fucking bored and I actually dream with a similar thread like this one. Really! 
I want less stupid threads in unrealsoftware. And maybe a section for users who dont act like 10 years old.
You forget about that in your poll.
Oh...how could i forget? The poll is ̶b̶u̶l̶l̶s̶h̶i̶t̶ bullshit.
You are bored? Just because you are board you make things like that? That is not an acceptable reason for such a behavior. spf357 has written
I want less stupid threads in unrealsoftware. And maybe a section for users who dont act like 10 years old.
You forget about that in your poll.
You seriously can't get your pessimism fixed. Wah, I'm not going to care anymore than. You are as you are and your anti-socialism can't be fixed. Stay as you are, but please, if you don't like this thread, stay away from it. I'm keeping calm and said the most polite way possible as I don't want to start flame wars or related.
Sorry for the OT, please back for the topic.
And for people who dislike this: don't reply then. @spf357 im with you on this one. If there where less threads like this US would be more cleaner/better. I think DC will grant your wish or TDK or other mods.
Also @Crazyx you CANT tell us what to do if we dont like this thread we can speak our mind about it. Its accualy our deal not yours even if this is your thread. edited 1×, last 20.08.10 02:40:01 pm
Be an admin for 1 year, then steal his password and ideas. 
(Of course I am not gonna do it)
EDIT: Speaking of which, I will rule ! *evil laugh* (Just kidding) edited 1×, last 20.08.10 03:52:09 pm
this is not really good idea
when i read it i was feel like gay
SERIOSLY YOU LOVE DC OR WHAT
go to fucking GAY club and put on BOYS face DC's photo than go make a date edited 1×, last 20.08.10 02:45:40 pm
Admin/mod comment
Stop flaming around. /Leiche Crazyx has written
You seriously can't get your pessimism fixed. Wah, I'm not going to care anymore than. You are as you are and your anti-socialism can't be fixed. Stay as you are, but please, if you don't like this thread, stay away from it. I'm keeping calm and said the most polite way possible as I don't want to start flame wars or related.
Sorry for the OT, please back for the topic.
And for people who dislike this: don't reply then
Oh, im not a pessimist. Im a realist. And seriously, i dont think you can tell me what i have to do.
Anyway, you cant just say anything useless, furthermore retarded, in a polite way and say its not useless anymore. This just dont work.
Its like...i said this thread is useless. I said that in a - more ore less - polite way. But it still insulting you. Hm, see any connections between that? edited 1×, last 20.08.10 02:44:23 pm
Night Till Death has written
@spf357 im with you on this one. If there where less threads like this US would be more cleaner/better. I think DC will grant your wish or TDK or other mods.
Also @Crazyx you CANT tell us what to do if we dont like this thread we can speak our mind about it. Its accualy our deal not yours even if this is your thread.
You just want this to be closed. Good for you. People actually ignore pessimism, but actually, telling "this is bad" by lots of people is kinda off-topic. You can write more pessimism, I don't care about ignorance...
As you see, there are people who like this, like ika, brainstik. So LEAVE US ALONE please!
Back to topic...
@Pikachu 
You are so evil.
@brainstik
Lulwhat? Eheh. Although I'm an atheist, let me be the priest.
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So, brainstik, you edited tyour reply and tried to be against me? Meh, never knew people could be so... err. This is just for fun. Maybe this will be closed because of your "realism", you three people. I am like in Heaven, when I see replies like that I think for myself "Fuck that!" and continue. So, yeah, I doub that this threa will stay alive unless, yes, the mods would agree with me... which I actually... doubt.
My catchphrase of the momment...
Seize the moment, fuck the ignorants.
(Not calling anyone ignorant though). edited 1×, last 20.08.10 02:49:34 pm
Crazyx im not even touching you *Sorta Speak* *Leave us alone?* who are you to command me and others what to do? i dont see anything that gives you the ability to command us if i want to speak my mind about this thread i will. Also why did you not add the *I want to kill Crazyx for creating this thread* Hmm? i would vote for that No offense Crazyx but you seem to treat forum as a "chatbox" or "hangout"-like place with threads like this. your not the only one, but aslong as people keep making such threads such as "my girlfriend this and that", it will only grow into a heaven for little children that spam, whether they know it or not.
2D shooters tend to have communities dominated by little kids, to much dismay to me and others, and probably also to the admins and DC himself. There's a reason the Stranded forum section is much more mature and polite and generally more peacefull, because the game itself doesn't attract little kids as much as CS2D does.
Don't get me wrong, "fun" threads can be made here and then, but seriously, the forums don't need to be filled and flooded by a tsunami of stupid and pointless threads that only entertain the little kids. brainistik has written
this is not really good idea
when i read it i was feel like gay
SERIOSLY YOU LOVE DC OR WHAT
go to fucking GAY club and put on BOYS face DC's photo than go make a date
what a revengee -.-
i choose admin for 1 year then meet DC How can the last option (marry) be the most popular? LoL. DC Admin 
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I would love to see less idiots around here and more intelligent posts with a higher quality. edited 1×, last 20.08.10 03:26:22 pm
i want to kill Crazyx for making stupid threads PixelHunter has written
i want to kill Crazyx for making stupid threads
You can't kill God. ha...ha...
i want unrealsoftware to stay up forever I hate it how people can't take humor.
DC's post is indeed agreeable, as we all seem to get a bit idiotic at times. Or all the time, if your me
Anyways, DC is respectable, so I would prefer befriending him. Well this was um... how to describe my displeasure with this thread. omg what is this? genie? 
Crazyx has written
How can the last option (marry) be the most popular? LoL.
THAT IS WEIRD
i think i gonna do this :-
1- Meet DC . ( thats 1% gonna happen , i live very far 
)
2- Be Friend to DC .
Thats all 
i would like to see DC hear some ideas help next V of cs2D .. 
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