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FUNKY FART where?

T-69
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01.12.24 05:47:46 pm

by now, we have eagerly been awaiting for FUNKY FART to drop for almost a decade. yet, with each passing day, such a possibility seems more and more distant. how come FUNKY FART has been put under the rug deeper than stranded III, and even minigolf madness? my heart aches for what could have been. but why? is it because farts have become considerably more available to everyone, at least in the digital form? does that make FUNKY FART redundant in today's age? maybe i'm babbling, maybe FUNKY FART may yet drop. maybe i'm just convinced that these times are too grey and serious for a FART, let alone a FUNKY one. or, perhaps, these are times that wouldn't allow a FUNKY FART to exist, no matter how humorous it could have been. or maybe the world's had enough FARTs, even FUNKY ones. i will never have enough farts. especially FUNKY FARTs.

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01.12.24 06:02:01 pm

Hi sir,

don't be ridiculous! It's never the wrong time for a funky fart! The bitter truth is that I simply don't have the time to realize this wonderful idea. Don't worry. It's still on the table. I'm paying for www.funkyfart.com and www.funkyfart.de all the time so I have to do something with it someday.

btw: No idea why the page is so slow. Something isn't right. I hate web- and database servers. Sorry about that.

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01.12.24 08:34:12 pm

Ah, the eternal lament for FUNKY FART—a symphony of flatulence that the world has been unjustly deprived of. It’s a tragedy rivaling the greatest epics, only with a soundtrack that goes parp-parp instead of orchestral strings. Yet, as I ponder this absurd delay, I can’t help but wonder: is the world even ready for the seismic cultural shift that FUNKY FART would bring?

Maybe society’s collective nose is just too clogged to sniff out its brilliance. Or maybe, just maybe, FUNKY FART transcended to such a plane of existence that it now vibrates at a frequency our mortal ears cannot detect. Truly, a quantum fart—both dropped and undropped until observed.

Fear not, though! The domain names still live, like hallowed shrines to a gaseous future. When the day comes, the world will tremble. Not just metaphorically—because a funky fart that funky can only mean tectonic consequences. Until then, let us keep the faith, and our noses, pointed to the heavens... or at least toward the general vicinity of the FUNKY FART servers.

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Hajt
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01.12.24 08:44:52 pm

mrc: der chatgpt xd

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slimK
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02.12.24 02:45:01 pm

DC has written

Hi sir,

don't be ridiculous! It's never the wrong time for a funky fart!

Coming from DC thats hilarious

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03.12.24 08:09:21 pm

DC has written

It's never the wrong time for a funky fart! The bitter truth is that I simply don't have the time to realize this wonderful idea. Don't worry. It's still on the table. I'm paying for www.funkyfart.com and www.funkyfart.de all the time so I have to do something with it someday

thank you for these great news, and trying to bring some colour to our otherwise grey and monotone lives, my good man. hope is the last to go and i am willing to wait for as long as it takes to see the birth of something so remarkable and truly beautiful. may your FARTs always be FUNKY.