Stranded II General You have played Stranded II too much when... You have played Stranded II too much when...
270 replies You know you have played Stranded II too much when:
1: You want to live on an island.
2: You think you can plant bananas to grow a banana palm tree.
3: You try to make bread by yourself.
Go ahead and make some more. (continue with 4 now) 4: When you speak Scriptik
5: When you try to script in the real life No 3 is not very hard, by the way. And very recommendable, if you have a good stone oven.
6: If you got banned from the zoo because you fed the monkeys in order to tame them
7: If you ask the local maori tribe for their yacht catalogue on your holiday in New Zealand. 8: You are surprised that building something doesn't automagically teach you how to build completely different things.
9: You try baking bread in real life and are so frustrated when it takes you two hours and not five seconds.
10: You're surprised that you can actually see your own hands.
11: You find yourself hunting in the window sills for bugs because you're in the mood for a small snack.
12: The sight of baby animals boggles your mind. 13: You're trying to cheat
14: You're trying to open the console 15: You're surprised that you can't see bars for energy hunger or thirst. 16: You ask everyone you meet if they can get you out of here. 17: When you wonder why you cant jump around while carrying 10 tree trunks in your backpack. 18: When you're searching for the Editor
19: When you call one of your childrens Mr. Stranded 20: When the tree you planted doesn´t grow
21: When the crossbow wont work
22: When the ball isn´t speaking to you 23: You search for hemp leaves instead of buying cigarettes.
24: You expect a branch to grow and form a tree.
25: You expect a leaf to grow and form a bush.
26: You attempt to learn monkey tongue.
27: You try to fish without having to get a bait.
28: You want to learn native speak.
29: Your writting gets as bad as the pirate's.
30: You think bugs are delicious.
31: You realize that they aren't. 32: you're thinking, when you catch same butterflys, your will be get more in you bag 33: You dig everywhere to get mushrooms.
34: You're stupid enough to drink salt water.
35: You hope monkeys will bring you food. 36. You try trading branches to the bakery for cookies and juice. 37: You want to make a hammer or a spear and you need more than a stone and a branch.
38: You'd rather play StrandedII than playing 360/Wii/PS3 39. Whenever something great happens, you automatically say: Fantastic!/Very good 40: You do the same as 39, but you also say "It works!". 41: Yiu try to save or load 42: you are trying to use a sligshoot under the water
43: you are trying to fight with a leon in the ZOO
44: you forgot that you need to go to the bathroom 45: you can only s**t when eating plums.
46: you think a branch and a feather is enough for an arrow.
47: You can easily process iron ore into iron bars.