Stranded II General You have played Stranded II too much when... You have played Stranded II too much when...
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-Neelix 176 - wen you are on a island with a poorly made harmer saying (rite-click) and waiting for the build menu. 177 - when you're cutting potato with machete,. 178-when your on a desert island looking for the E key to collect something.
179-when you dig on a hill and then sit down and wait for a pirate to come.
180-when you think that if you read your diary or look in your backpack time stops. 179-when you kill a lion using you hands 180 - You can actually successfully splint a fracture using one vine and one branch. 181 - When you make a chalk board just so you can teach a monkey to follow you. 182 - you're reading this post 183 - you are trying to do everythig on this list 184 - If you take 30 leafs use stone with it and you think:"Where is my bottle with jummy water :(" 185 - When you start day dreaming about Stranded during work or school.
186 - When you start writing s2 scripts when your bored.
187 - When you try to get this list to 200. 186 - When you think that pistols and shotguns fire the same kind of bullets.
187 - When you think you can build a fence without vines, rope, or nails -188 When you're dreaming you are stranded on a little island.
-189 when you hack DC only for the newest stranded version/sourcecode 190- Your attempt to put more lines on this list has failed because you'd rather play more Stranded II.
191 - You can pretend not to be drunk by just closing your eyes. 192- When a small loaf of bread can save you from dying of starvation
193- When you think that striking boulders with your hands will produce stones
194- When you get mad because dipping sticks in water, tying string to both ends, and using a feather and a stick doesn't produce something you could kill a monkey with.
195- When you don't walk near any orange plant. 196 - When you think you can use 30 smashed grapes into fermented wine in a few seconds.
197 - You think your able to eat an umlimited amount of food in a short amount of time.
198 - When you think the only tool you need is a hammer for building things.
199 - When your able to make a spear with a heavy stone and one small stick.
200 - When your deturmened to post 5 things in one sitting about what happens when you play stranded too much to be the person that gets to post the 200th thing about it. 201 - When you call other people a bas*ard because they posted #200. J/K
-Gregg 202-When you call a cigerate a joint
203-When your amazed at all of the different types of food
204-When you think you can still see things when you die
205-When you try to adjust the view range when you can't get box seats
206-When there is only one icon on your desktop...
207-when you go to the thirteenth page to check out old news
208-When you too stuck up to post in the Newbie questions thread
209-When somone makes a comment on this
210-When you think a mod to the world will come out soon
211-When you think you can kill a raptor with a slingshot
212-when you can post ten things about strandedII in one post
213-When you write "dm"(debug menu) on your final exam
214-When you think that freshwater only comes from fountains, wells, and rock wells.
215-When your bewildered at a cresent moon.
216- When you've never seen a real wave before.
217-When you think that there is only green shirts and blue pants
218- when you buy ten green crystals to teleport somwhere...
219-When you've never seen a vegtable before.
220-When you think you can fall asleep amedietly.
221-When you think a yacht has no intierior
222-same as 212 but twenty. 223- When, on a computerized exam, you type `, cheat, in hopes that it will save you.
224- When you think you need to go to bed at noon because you were fishing for three hours.
225- When you think you'll begin to die if you haven't drank or eaten in 12 hours.
226- When you wake up and face the day without fear because you thought your life autosaved
227- When you tire of your surroundings, you try and generate a random map.
228- When your ring/middle (right click finger) twitches when you want to pick something up.
229- When if you missed your flight, you go out and put 25 fish on a stone in hopes that it will accomplish the same thing
230- When you think leaves suspended with sticks will protect you from harm overnight
231- When you think stick + stone = hammer you could build a hut, palisade, and a garden with.
232- When in a fight, you hold out your hand and rapidly move your forefinger up and down
234- When you learned German just to play Stranded in it's purest form
235- When you kill time writing in this thread
236- When, asked how hungry/tired/thirsty you are, you respond "Do you want a rough idea, or should I check character and give you an exact number?"
237- When you can stand in fire, unscathed.
238- When striking cotton with the stick + stone hammer I mentioned earlier produces decent results.
239- When you think you can't open a crate, no matter how sturdy, with a pick-axe or a heavy stone.
240- When you mod the game to make it harder
241- When you think that no matter how hard you try, some bushes just won't give you those three leafs you need to complete your shelter.
242- When your diet consists of mushrooms, raw fish, and raw meat.
243- When birds die if an arrow made out of feathers and sticks comes remotely near them.
244- When you spray-paint your makeshift bow and arrow gold, just in case there are Raptors on the prowl.
245- When you think you can make perfect tiny iron bolts with a hammer, and a large chunk of Iron.
246- When you just can't bring yourself to put your beloved, yet heavy, chunk of Iron in with your stones in storage.
247- When you think butterflies will make you stronger.
248- When you are bewildered that the stick you stuck in the ground upright didn't turn into a towering tree in a week.
249- When you go out on your yacht, and leave your fuel cans out on the deck, but worry about lighting starting a fire that couldn't be doused in a rainstorm.
250- When you think five cookies will save you from death by starvation.
251- When your morning snack consists of the meat off of an entire lion.
252- When you think you can get close enough to a bird to catch it with a net, and then give it to someone without it flying off in the process.
252- When you do thirty things in one post, because you're to tired to script coherently. 253- When you actually understand and laugh at everything on this list!