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alt sinalco is better than cola!

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if you are in the mountaints (or somewhere else) and fog arisis you say the cs2d command "sv_fow 0" in order to get rid of the fog :D'
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Saadi hat geschrieben
if you are in the mountaints (or somewhere else) and fog arisis you say the cs2d command "sv_fow 0" in order to get rid of the fog :D'


hah i remember one similar.
If you accidently hit a friend ,but you dont want to hit him more times you say "sv_ff 0"

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Well I counted those, and this is the 51th...

51: You are trying to learn how to avoid damage when someone is trying to assaut you just like in cs2d, when you are playing Paintball.

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52:And when thief/policemans are shooting and you are
afair to die,you say "six" to become a spectacle

53:If a couple of people want to fight you in a forest in real life and your fighting morale is low you say "need backup" and somewhere from behind the bush near you
you hear "Roger that!" and you see some of your friend coming

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57: You say "Need backup!" when you see a gang infront of you, and then when you got beaten up. You realize that radio commands don't work(in real life).

58: You sneak silently in corners trying to find a good camping spot(in real life).

59: You say that you need a defuser kit+m4a1+he+deagle, in middle of nowhere(in real life).

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60-You shoot someone 3 times w/a pistol,and they do not die.

61-You find armor laying around,but it does not increase your health.

62-You try hacking maps(in real life)

63-You try to infilitrate a druglab and rescue the workers

64-You have to shoot a wall 1000 times to make it break.

65-You find a working laser that kills things immedietly(IN REAL LIFE!)(there are none in real life).

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66: You wake up at Morning, and wonder, why the Weapon-Buy-menue doesn't open.

67: You walk about a Pistol, and wonder, why it doesn't appear in your Hands.

68: You use a Headset, to talk to your Friends, without writing something.
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71: Before entering your House, you throw a Flashbang

72: You die circa 20-times, a day

73: You leave your House with the words; gogogo!

74: You become angry, cause you cant see the Crosshair

75: You can't press "B" when you see a wagon in a Supermarket

76: You Spray your Logo, everywhere

77: Your Clock rings, and you get totally excitet, because you don't have a Defusion-Pack

78: You fall from a house, because you thought, that you are Spectator

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lol

79 : When you are tired and you write "uprate 1" on a paper to feel better

80 : When you wear a Kevlar under your shirt when going at school and you wear a helmet if it is raining

81 : When the police catch you, you're looking for a esc touch to leave (the real life)

82 : When your whife tell you she go to market you answer "Roger that" (not a lot original I know ^^)

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85: You are going to a barbershop and buy a haircolor can, and you go directly and spray your logos(in real life) and get caught by the police for questioning, lol.
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